Sssshhh! Here in the ATL, I try to keep my outward manifestations of wealth to a minimum.
I can't even reveal the location of my secret Kmart.
But, inside it is the most beautiful Kmart on the planet. It has wide, sweeping aisles, beautifully stocked shelves, attractive merchandising displays, and a wonderful assortment of goods. It looks like a Target or a Kohl's. The employees are even helpful and friendly! They greet shoppers and ask if they need any help! Fortunately, it's safely tucked away in a quiet 'burb far from any major highways.
If I tell anyone where it is EVERYONE will suddenly show up and trash the place. They'll leave half-drunken bottles on shelves, toys all over the aisles, leave dirty diapers among the clothes, and generally trash the joint. It'll be bedlam and we'll have to start waiting in lines. Unless . . .
I bring the pony into the store!